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Insults as an Avocation

Ferrariman

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TTK said:
resemble that remark, and I'll have you know it may not be long but it is thin

You didn't need to tell me that....your wife fessed up on the first night....when she pleaded.....'stab me with your big sword.....my husband's only got a wee dagger"....!
Yeah when I first met her I whipped it out and she pointed and laughed and said "who are you going to satisfy with that" I said "me".
 

road rash

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Maybe this shoud be called "THE BLUE FLAMER" section. Now let's see who knows what a blue flames is?
 
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d4m.test

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And she said......I don't think even YOU would be satisfied with that........!
 

seank

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to which I replied............all I need is a hole and a heartbeat.





Sean
 

Klink

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depending upon the orifice

it looks like this thread might just

be ascending

rather than descending..

lol

k
 

seank

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No make no mistake this topic is descending. I'm just chiming in because its funny to me. However I know that this has some serious undertones that just refuse to go away. I wish we could let this shit die or lets come out with it.




Sean K
 

higgy

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Very good idea Klink.. !!!!Maybe even a "lightsaber zone"!!!!!!! I would rule there!!!!!! :D

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And while we're at it a "more cowbell zone"!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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drhydro

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Invective, anyone?

Here's a small catalog we can pick from... from Rabelais- Gargantua & Pantagruel- chapter 25- one of my favorite collections of invective!

"The bun-sellers or cake-makers were in nothing inclinable to their request; but, which was worse, did injure them most outrageously, calling them prattling gabblers, lickorous gluttons, freckled bittors, mangy rascals, shite-a-bed scoundrels, drunken roysters, sly knaves, drowsy loiterers, slapsauce fellows, slabberdegullion druggels, lubberly louts, cozening foxes, ruffian rogues, paltry customers, sycophant-varlets, drawlatch hoydens, flouting milksops, jeering companions, staring clowns, forlorn snakes, ninny lobcocks, scurvy sneaksbies, fondling fops, base loons, saucy coxcombs, idle lusks, scoffing braggarts, noddy meacocks, blockish grutnols, doddipol-joltheads, jobbernol goosecaps, foolish loggerheads, flutch calf-lollies, grouthead gnat-snappers, lob-dotterels, gaping changelings, codshead loobies, woodcock slangams, ninny-hammer flycatchers, noddypeak simpletons, turdy gut, shitten shepherds, and other suchlike defamatory epithets; "

Take THAT.
 

Klink

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dont forget

lickspittle!

:shock: 8) :D