Scammers And Idiots Be Warned, RWI Court Now In Session

[Phil G]

Blatantly plagiarised from another Forum :laugh:



HEAR YE HEAR YE HEAR YE

THE RWI INTERNET COURT WILL SOON BE IN SESSION (Again)

Not withstanding to the herewith, hitherto and without prejudice of the requirement and in any event and for the avoidance of doubt your attention is directed to the order made in the pub that an RWI COURT will be formulated without delay as time is of the essence.

BE IT KNOWN THAT IN THIS COURT ANY CONTRIBUTOR MAY CHALLENGE ANY OTHER CONTRIBUTER.

By Order
Some sod in a silly wig
25th Day of Our Lord, September 2015

In order to have a fully functioning court for the purpose of serving justice and for taking the piss out of Flouncers, trouncers, tossers, scammers, bullshitters and others as well as argumentative buggers (and MODS) and those too pissed to be sentient, the following offices need to be filled and applicants are hereby invited to present their credentials in respect of the posts herein under:

Judge

Deputy Judge

Clerk of the Court

Prosecuting Counsel

Solicitor for the Prosecution

Defending Counsel

Solicitor for the defendant

Jury

The Bailiff

Executioner

Wigmaker

Political Correctness Adviser

Spectators

Please submit your applications for each post together with a (Small) CV

If you don't feel qualified to volunteer for the positions you may of course nominate another member for a specific position.

While I remember, how about a Jester?

 

[Ruski91]

Sub4me as executioner please lol

 

[DreadPirateRobert]

I will say I've defended myself successfully in court 3 times against professional council and have come out unscathed. The secret is being over prepared and well documented.

 

[sub4me]

Sub4me as executioner please lol

Not sure I want that job, OK maybe a little, lol.

 

[cybee]

I would like to humbly nominate for consideration of being "spectators" all members associated with and known as the CRM, a sophisticated and yet morally dubious group of fellows.

 

[Ruski91]

I think the CRM would make a better jury than just spectators. The very sophisticated bunch will surely be able to determine who is guilty and who is innocent.

 

[junbug5150]

Sub4me as executioner please lol

Shoe in

 

[sub4me]

Do I get one of those big ass axes??

 

[junbug5150]

 

[Keylog74]

i'll apply for the Jury than ! :B:

 

[sub4me]

Man I'm good looking, lol.

 

[junbug5150]

Man I'm good looking, lol.

GTFO :lol:

 

[DocHolliday]

 

[WingNut]

I would like to humbly nominate for consideration of being "spectators" all members associated with and known as the CRM, a sophisticated and yet morally dubious group of fellows.

I think the CRM would make a better jury than just spectators. The very sophisticated bunch will surely be able to determine who is guilty and who is innocent.

Here, here! Off with their heads! Deputy Judge maybe? (My reputation proceeds me)

:skull:

and @sub4me, handsome!? LOL

 

[wooky492]

I nominate [MENTION=37194]Steelfish[/MENTION] as a prosecutor ;-)

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[Steelfish]

I nominate @Steelfish as a prosecutor ;-)

 

[Pratt]

I nominate @Steelfish as a prosecutor ;-)

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i second that

 

[SUMIKITO]

I nominate TxRob as the Judge and myself as the Deputy Judge in case he falls asleep hearing a case. When he wakes up to a "Huh" ?.....We simply tell him the defendants head is now off. ............ Simple justice is always good.

 

[R2D4]

I'll go to Taco Bell and get some tortillas for sub to chew eye holes in so he can be all like Hannibal!

 

[cybee]

It's a kangaroo court.

Man that was freaky R2 that photo just vanished while I was posting...Anyone ever have that happen? Scary LoL.