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How do I prove my innocence?

JoeyT

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Your wife photoshopped the picture to see if you would mistakenly admit that she caught you being naughty and she was expecting you to put your own foot in your mouth haha it was a trap. Your still married and still alive so you passed the test haha
 

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She produces her smart phone album and shows me the photo and WTF!!! I'm there!!! .... but i wasn't there, there!! .. and yet there i am! but I've never! .... arrrrhhhggg shucks!

Never have I ever related so much to a quote in my life mate ROFL :lmao:
 

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Your wife photoshopped the picture to see if you would mistakenly admit that she caught you being naughty and she was expecting you to put your own foot in your mouth haha it was a trap. Your still married and still alive so you passed the test haha


Maybe the girl in the picture was a trap but not a trap in the usual sense but a trap?
 

wooky492

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oi you all.. ok, lets hear your doppelganger stories or caught-red handed' stories
lol

for me at least, she decided to believe me. but I can still see that puzzled look on her eyes. lol

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wooky492

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lol. no I should've known better hahaha

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lol Tony, spill it out bro

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hahah alright I'll cut the long story short: This was about a year and a half ago now. I've got a coworker that's a couple years older than me, but he looks VERY similar to me if he dresses like I do (we have VERY different styles. I dress up all the time, and he'll rarely ever put on pants), so I guess my ex saw a picture on insta of "me" out with some lovely ladies at a fancy nightclub...on a day I was ironically covering shift for him at work. I essentially had no excuse in her mind. I was "out" at the same time the picture was posted So, just like in your story, "She produces her smart phone album and shows me the photo and WTF!!! I'm there!!! .... but i wasn't there, there!! .. and yet there i am! but I've never! .... arrrrhhhggg shucks!" ROFL but in all seriousness she was over it in a few days.

(fun fact, I lost touch with both of them but I think they might be dating now!)
 

wooky492

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hahah alright I'll cut the long story short: This was about a year and a half ago now. I've got a coworker that's a couple years older than me, but he looks VERY similar to me if he dresses like I do (we have VERY different styles. I dress up all the time, and he'll rarely ever put on pants), so I guess my ex saw a picture on insta of "me" out with some lovely ladies at a fancy nightclub...on a day I was ironically covering shift for him at work. I essentially had no excuse in her mind. I was "out" at the same time the picture was posted So, just like in your story, "She produces her smart phone album and shows me the photo and WTF!!! I'm there!!! .... but i wasn't there, there!! .. and yet there i am! but I've never! .... arrrrhhhggg shucks!" ROFL but in all seriousness she was over it in a few days.

(fun fact, I lost touch with both of them but I think they might be dating now!)
lol. lucky you survived!! hahah

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I got out while I still could man hahah in all seriousness though we left on good terms. Although knowing she's seeing someone now that looks just like me is a bit weird. I guess she's got a type [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 

wooky492

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I got out while I still could man hahah in all seriousness though we left on good terms. Although knowing she's seeing someone now that looks just like me is a bit weird. I guess she's got a type [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


No way! she is dating your doppelgänger?

Man, you should've posted this thread, not me ! :eek:hmy:
 

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My fiancee found a really skimpy swim suit bottoms in our room once. She came out and said "do you want to tell me anything about these?" and held them up. Me, being the masterful speaker that I am said "They're not mine." (Wrong thing to say, btw)


Turns out my brothers girlfriend had been over and they somehow got mixed into our laundry. We figured this out a week later when a pair of daisy dukes showed up with her college ID in them.
 

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Maybe the girl in the picture was a trap but not a trap in the usual sense but a trap?

HMMMM.........sounds like somthing Pec would say !