So I'm at this office 40 some stories up listening to these lawyers yak all day blah, blah, blah, I couldn't give F cause these guys go on all day long about this clause, that paragraph, this sentence you know what I mean. I need to F'ing smoke or I'm gonna blow my brains out. So I step out and hit the stairwell and notice a sign that says you'll be locked out for 10 floors if this door shuts, WTF are you kidding me?? Ok so F that into the bathroom I figure at least I can get a few hits before someone comes in to take a dump right??
So in I go, theres a window, perfect I think open the F'er up I'm all set and if anyone comes I'll flick the thing out the window and give them the F off stare. I can barley get the F'ing thing open two inches, I suppose so people can't jump out the window to kill themselves. Not that the building gives a shit, but your ass might fall on a passing car and disrupt traffic.
Alright window open, I whip out a NAS and light it up, F yes sucess, two minutes in the security guard walks in, oh shit I think. The guy says don't worry man I always come in and smoke and ask if he can have one, sure I say. I tell the guy I thought you were gonna throw me out, he says no but he needs me to guard the door for him. Guard the door WTF you talking about I think.
I say ok I don't give a shit as long as you don't, I contuine smoking standing by the door to make him feel comfortable but I'm thinking what am I gonna do if someone comes in?? Its not like I'm gonna block them but whatever I do it.
Next the guys pulls out a hitter (that looks like a cigarette) hes puffing on this thing and blowing the smoke out the window (I suppose so it doesn't smell), as hes puffing away the whole bathroom is becoming overwhelmed with the smell. It doesn't really bother me cause at least I'm able to have my smoke. He finishes it and I think cool, nope hes packing more in it. Now I'm getting nervous because I can smell this shit before he even lights it and I'm thinking F this guys gonna get me in trouble because if someone comes in their gonna think I'm smoking that shit (which I wasn't, cause I don't smoke that shit) and call the cops or something.
I'm like hey man you almost done there, by this time my cigarette is out so I light another one just in hopes of masking the smell of his cloud. Then it happens someone walks in, my heart is pounding like I was in highschool being caught smoking by a princple. Nope its another security guard and he also wants to smoke, hes laughing with the other guy saying he caught him and asks me to guard the F'ing door, lol, I'm not the guard here, but I do it. Finally they finish and we leave.
Back to the office I came out of and the lawyers are still at it yap, yap, yap then suddenly they stop leave the room and the receptionist walks in. Shes there to tell me I can't smoke in the buiding and I certainly can't be smoking that stuff she says. I tell her listen I had a smoke but I certainly wasn't smoking that stuff, shes not buying it, tells me she can smell it on me, and says she calling security.
Both security guards who were in the bathroom toking it up come into the office and tell me I have to leave. I say ok man no problem, on the way down in the elevator the security guards are laughing, they did apologize to me and I accepted, but what a afternoon.
So in I go, theres a window, perfect I think open the F'er up I'm all set and if anyone comes I'll flick the thing out the window and give them the F off stare. I can barley get the F'ing thing open two inches, I suppose so people can't jump out the window to kill themselves. Not that the building gives a shit, but your ass might fall on a passing car and disrupt traffic.
Alright window open, I whip out a NAS and light it up, F yes sucess, two minutes in the security guard walks in, oh shit I think. The guy says don't worry man I always come in and smoke and ask if he can have one, sure I say. I tell the guy I thought you were gonna throw me out, he says no but he needs me to guard the door for him. Guard the door WTF you talking about I think.
I say ok I don't give a shit as long as you don't, I contuine smoking standing by the door to make him feel comfortable but I'm thinking what am I gonna do if someone comes in?? Its not like I'm gonna block them but whatever I do it.
Next the guys pulls out a hitter (that looks like a cigarette) hes puffing on this thing and blowing the smoke out the window (I suppose so it doesn't smell), as hes puffing away the whole bathroom is becoming overwhelmed with the smell. It doesn't really bother me cause at least I'm able to have my smoke. He finishes it and I think cool, nope hes packing more in it. Now I'm getting nervous because I can smell this shit before he even lights it and I'm thinking F this guys gonna get me in trouble because if someone comes in their gonna think I'm smoking that shit (which I wasn't, cause I don't smoke that shit) and call the cops or something.
I'm like hey man you almost done there, by this time my cigarette is out so I light another one just in hopes of masking the smell of his cloud. Then it happens someone walks in, my heart is pounding like I was in highschool being caught smoking by a princple. Nope its another security guard and he also wants to smoke, hes laughing with the other guy saying he caught him and asks me to guard the F'ing door, lol, I'm not the guard here, but I do it. Finally they finish and we leave.
Back to the office I came out of and the lawyers are still at it yap, yap, yap then suddenly they stop leave the room and the receptionist walks in. Shes there to tell me I can't smoke in the buiding and I certainly can't be smoking that stuff she says. I tell her listen I had a smoke but I certainly wasn't smoking that stuff, shes not buying it, tells me she can smell it on me, and says she calling security.
Both security guards who were in the bathroom toking it up come into the office and tell me I have to leave. I say ok man no problem, on the way down in the elevator the security guards are laughing, they did apologize to me and I accepted, but what a afternoon.
