The cure for skinny wrists

[Overport]

1. Get yourself up someplace like a roof, flybridge, or say, part way up a mast.

2. When you fall, make sure you land on your shoulder (Note: neck is not a good spot).

3. Get the ball of your humerus bone good and busted, mebbe 5-6 bits (not too many tho').

4. You'll get lots of screws and stuff, and your x-rays will look like Homer Simpson's spice rack.

5. Good news is your wrist will now be 1-2cm's bigger. That's a good deal right there, aint it?

Voila!!! No more reasons to cut straps, huh?:

 

[If you see Kay]

oh,

actually going han solo is much more fun.

 

[nycgtr]

Gain lots of weight. Problem solved

 

[Luthier]

Bullshit. You have it, or you don't. Nothing can help. I know people, who are fat, and people, who pump iron. They have 6,5"-7" wrists. I'm normal man, 6'2", 190lbs, and I have 8,5" wrist.

 

[tommy_boy]

Can't you just have silicone injected into your wrists?

Like those Hollywood dames who want fat lips?

Seems more comfortable than jumping off a roof. But then again, I am OK with my spindly wrists.


:thumbsup:

 

[trksh-bzr]

Can't you just have silicone injected into your wrists?

Like those Hollywood dames who want fat lips?

Seems more comfortable than jumping off a roof. But then again, I am OK with my spindly wrists.


:thumbsup:

Sum a dem dames even get silicone pumped into their bum, only to then later get more of something Else pumped into their bum.... Tis a wierd World indeed......

 

[rhp1462]

Didn't we have same thread a couple of weeks ago.


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[rosbel141417]

I want to reduce my wrist i like how rolexes looks on skinni wrists

 

[User_Error]

gaining/losing weight can definitely affect wrist size. i've lost over 40 lbs in the last 2 months. had to take the divers extension off my dssd bracelet, it was way too big with it attached, now it's comfortable.

 

[Subjeff]

Bullshit. You have it, or you don't. Nothing can help. I know people, who are fat, and people, who pump iron. They have 6,5"-7" wrists. I'm normal man, 6'2", 190lbs, and I have 8,5" wrist.

Ive seen your wrist in person....you aint normal! You should be arm wrestling for a living or crushing cars. :cheers:

 

[TESLA760]

Some guys inject silicone into their cack, to wear a bigger ring :hehehe:

 

[WingNut]

Botox is the way to go...

 

[TESLA760]

Ive seen your cack in person....you aint normal!

:facepalm:

 

[WingNut]

:facepalm:

:lol1:

 

[Subjeff]

:facepalm:

You read my mind! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[tommy_boy]

Botox is the way to go...

He's hot!

 

[cybee]

He's hot!

You mean it is hot!

Who walks into their plastic surgeon and says, give me Bozo lips?

 

[TESLA760]

DSL's !!!!