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The 1st post a Newbie should read.

JC7

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Hello all Noobs,

Welcome to RWI home of the WIS. As a noob you've most likely visited an AD and seen some Gens.. now you're looking for a 1:1 rep maybe a YM or a PAM, SOSF or perhaps the Ultimate DSSD. Though the current craze is AP with AR and Lume. (VAC, Domi or Wiz can help) I myself WTB a UN or perhaps an IWC and HBB. Whatever you're looking for I'm sure that you'll be happy to call The Darkside home. Though we still love our brothers at RWG, RG and WUS. Soon enough you'll be a RIS and VIP soon after.

As a warning this hobby can be frustrating.. dealing with TDs, PP and EMS... But FTW wokky rehauts, CG's and sec@6 are all part of the fun. Keep in mind that every sub is not a MBW or even MBK for that matter! ALE would certainly recommend a 111M from Noob with a modded swan neck but that's another topic as H Fac has certainly been up to par since last CNY.

So read up and make some friends... Over time you'll learn the art of modding and building frankens in search of your grail. It may be a B&R an LV or perhaps a UPO with no happy feet. IMO a PloProf with an OEM strap from MR is a great choice. Though HONT or SEAD have great rep too. In any case keep an eye out for a GTG in your area. I'm CONUS, BTW so PM me.

Happy Posting,
OP
 

waterluver

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Great post--since it is for newbies, maybe you should spell out all the letters you posted like AP and AR MBW or MBK-it should help
 

JC7

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Great post--since it is for newbies, maybe you should spell out all the letters you posted like AP and AR MBW or MBK-it should help

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ThinkBachs

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Too complicated, too many acronyms that a noob will not understand, and too TD biased.

Other than that, awesome!

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Edit: Credit to waterluver who said it first.
 

bradj

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Great post--since it is for newbies, maybe you should spell out all the letters you posted like AP and AR MBW or MBK-it should help

:picard:

wish I had a gif that showed a guy waving a hand over his head... you know like when you say something to a blond and it goes right over her head....
 

DC109

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Awesome. All jokes aside, this post actually is great reading as a rep road test for a not-quite-noob, i.e. a guy like me who has been reading for about three weeks, posting for one. I thought I still didn't know much, but having understood about 95 percent, now I feel like I've crossed a threshold... nice to be in good company!
 

ThinkBachs

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Ugh. Nobody is going to understand that JC.... and anything you can do I can do better.

Yo all Noobs,

Welcome ta RWI home o' da WIS. As uh noob you've most likely visited an AD an' seen some Gens.. now you looking fo' uh 1:1 rep maybe uh YM or uh PAM, SOSF or perhaps da Ultimate DSSD. Though da current craze iz AP wif AR an' Lume. (VAC, Domi or Wiz can he`p) ah myself WTB uh UN or perhaps an IWC an' HBB. Whatever you looking fo' ah'm sho dat you'll be happy ta page da Darkside home. Though we's still love our brothers at RWG, RG an' WUS. Soon enough you'll be uh RIS an' VIP soon afta.

As uh warnin` dis here hobby can be frustrating.. dealing wif TDs, PP an' EMS... But FTW wokky rehauts, CG's an' sec@6 is all part o' da fun. Keep in mind dat every sub iz not uh MBW or even MBK fo' dat matter! ALE would certainly recommend uh 111M from Noob wif uh modded swan neck but dat's another topic as H Fac has certainly been up ta par since last CNY.

So read up an' make some ******... ova tyme you'll learn da art o' modding an' building frankens in search o' yo' grail. It may be uh B&R an LV or perhaps uh UPO wif nahh happy feet. IMO uh PloProf wif an OEM strap from MR be uh great choice. Though HONT or SEAD gots great rep too. In any case keep an eye out fo' uh GTG in yo' area. ah'm CONUS, BTW so PM me.

Happy Posting,
OP peep this shit

For those offended by that:

Ahoy all Noobs,

Welcome to RWI home 'o th' WIS. As a noob ye've most likely visited an AD 'n seen some Gens.. now ye're lookin' fer a 1:1 rep maybe a YM or a PAM, SOSF or perhaps th' Ultimate DSSD. Though th' current craze be AP wit' AR 'n Lume. (VAC, Domi or Wiz can help) I myself WTB a UN or perhaps an IWC 'n HBB. Whatever ye're lookin' fer I be sure that ye'll be grog-filled to call th' Darkside home. Though we still lust our brothers at RWG, RG 'n WUS. before I sail out that be all I can take ye'll be a RIS 'n VIP before I sail out after.

As a warnin' 'tis hobby can be frustratin'.. dealin' wit' TDs, PP 'n EMS... But FTW wokky rehauts, CG's 'n sec@6 be all part 'o th' a ruckas. Keep in mind that every sub be not a MBW or even MBK fer that matter! ALE would certainly recommend a 111M from Noob wit' a modded swan neck but that's another topic as H Fac has certainly be up to par since last CNY.

So read up 'n make some buckos... Over the hour ye'll learn th' art 'o moddin' 'n buildin' frankens in search 'o ye grail. It may be a B&R an LV or perhaps a UPO wit' no grog-filled feet. IMO a PloProf wit' an OEM strap from MR be a great choice. Though HONT or SEAD have great rep too. In any case keep an eye out fer a GTG in ye area. I be CONUS, BTW so PM me.

grog-filled Postin', OP

If you're offended by either of these revisions, good.
 
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d4m.test

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such a great post JC7. lmao. This should seriously be a noob test of some sort. I think I might've scored a C- on it.

On a serious note, is there actually a sticky somewhere with a dictionary for all these terms? I'd love to see something like that.
 

waterluver

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Ugh. Nobody is going to understand that JC.... and anything you can do I can do better.

Yo all Noobs,

Welcome ta RWI home o' da WIS. As uh noob you've most likely visited an AD an' seen some Gens.. now you looking fo' uh 1:1 rep maybe uh YM or uh PAM, SOSF or perhaps da Ultimate DSSD. Though da current craze iz AP wif AR an' Lume. (VAC, Domi or Wiz can he`p) ah myself WTB uh UN or perhaps an IWC an' HBB. Whatever you looking fo' ah'm sho dat you'll be happy ta page da Darkside home. Though we's still love our brothers at RWG, RG an' WUS. Soon enough you'll be uh RIS an' VIP soon afta.

As uh warnin` dis here hobby can be frustrating.. dealing wif TDs, PP an' EMS... But FTW wokky rehauts, CG's an' sec@6 is all part o' da fun. Keep in mind dat every sub iz not uh MBW or even MBK fo' dat matter! ALE would certainly recommend uh 111M from Noob wif uh modded swan neck but dat's another topic as H Fac has certainly been up ta par since last CNY.

So read up an' make some ******... ova tyme you'll learn da art o' modding an' building frankens in search o' yo' grail. It may be uh B&R an LV or perhaps uh UPO wif nahh happy feet. IMO uh PloProf wif an OEM strap from MR be uh great choice. Though HONT or SEAD gots great rep too. In any case keep an eye out fo' uh GTG in yo' area. ah'm CONUS, BTW so PM me.

Happy Posting,
OP peep this shit

For those offended by that:

Ahoy all Noobs,

Welcome to RWI home 'o th' WIS. As a noob ye've most likely visited an AD 'n seen some Gens.. now ye're lookin' fer a 1:1 rep maybe a YM or a PAM, SOSF or perhaps th' Ultimate DSSD. Though th' current craze be AP wit' AR 'n Lume. (VAC, Domi or Wiz can help) I myself WTB a UN or perhaps an IWC 'n HBB. Whatever ye're lookin' fer I be sure that ye'll be grog-filled to call th' Darkside home. Though we still lust our brothers at RWG, RG 'n WUS. before I sail out that be all I can take ye'll be a RIS 'n VIP before I sail out after.

As a warnin' 'tis hobby can be frustratin'.. dealin' wit' TDs, PP 'n EMS... But FTW wokky rehauts, CG's 'n sec@6 be all part 'o th' a ruckas. Keep in mind that every sub be not a MBW or even MBK fer that matter! ALE would certainly recommend a 111M from Noob wit' a modded swan neck but that's another topic as H Fac has certainly be up to par since last CNY.

So read up 'n make some buckos... Over the hour ye'll learn th' art 'o moddin' 'n buildin' frankens in search 'o ye grail. It may be a B&R an LV or perhaps a UPO wit' no grog-filled feet. IMO a PloProf wit' an OEM strap from MR be a great choice. Though HONT or SEAD have great rep too. In any case keep an eye out fer a GTG in ye area. I be CONUS, BTW so PM me.

grog-filled Postin', OP

If you're offended by either of these revisions, good.

ok not offended but more confused--i think i am a noob
 

JC7

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Thanks guys... I thought it was funny. ;) ..some of these guys need more direct humor. Here you go TB and waterluver. :wub:

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such a great post JC7. lmao. This should seriously be a noob test of some sort. I think I might've scored a C- on it.

On a serious note, is there actually a sticky somewhere with a dictionary for all these terms? I'd love to see something like that.

http://forum.replica-watch.info/vb/...reviations-35135?t=35135&highlight=fakemaster ...courtesy of Fakey.
 

txrob779

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:facepalm: or an Acro legend lol. Mercy


Oh and PS I totally got it.... Brilliant