Wife got me a gen Rolex

[BADWIN BING]

The wife bought me a fabulous Rolex for my 40th birthday.

'Do you like it?' she said.

'It's great' I replied, 'It reminds me of your pussy'.

She laughed and asked, 'Is that because it's exclusive and sexy.............?'

I replied, 'Nah, it's a bit loose around my wrist!'

 

[waterluver]

oh man are you going to pay for that if she reads this LOL good one

 

[jeffw69]

Oh you bad boy!!!!

:lol:

 

[AskMeAgain]

lol so coping it in the neck for that one lol

 

[Glock17]

pictures!!!

 

[crossbones]

LOL

that was GREAT!

 

[waterluver]

i hate the kind you have to swing from left to right just to hit the sides too

 

[frigpig]

That was pretty good.....

 

[Wacker23]

Lol

 

[crossbones]

i hate the kind you have to swing from left to right just to hit the sides too

again... i think you are doing it wrong.

maybe try using a bigger bat when you step up to the plate :lol:

 

[waterluver]

again... i think you are doing it wrong.

maybe try using a bigger bat when you step up to the plate :lol:

i can only use what i got..if 12 inches can't get it done then i just don't need doing!!! ok i know we ALL lie about the size on the internet so i for one am going to come clean..i got 3 inches and i am proud of it--whew that feels better...but then again most women can't take it that wide..so anyway....

 

[hzardous]

Good one Baldwin! Lol!

 

[glad4817]

Love it! My wrist is always bigger in the morning for some reason though.

 

[faberjay111]

I am sorry guys...I just don't understand this thread.

I would have thought that if someones wife bought them a gen watch....or anything for that matter...she would be praised and called a good wife.

Like I said...I just don't get it......

 

[Phil G]

The wife bought me a fabulous Rolex for my 40th birthday.

'Do you like it?' she said.

'It's great' I replied, 'It reminds me of your pussy'.

She laughed and asked, 'Is that because it's exclusive and sexy.............?'

I replied, 'Nah, it's a bit loose around my wrist!'

Started my day with a laugh, :lol:



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[rols16610]

Haha

 

[faberjay111]

Ok! I get it now!

I was a joke! I just saw it in the "humor" category.....