WHY MAMA, WHY?

[REPLICANT]

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 

[Hambone]

Because apartments sound better than togetherments?

 

[brtelec]

Because I can live in an apartment for ten years and not know the people next door.

 

[REPLICANT]

You sound like me. Been living in a house for the past 5 years and I couldn't even tell you ANY of my surrounding neighbor's names. My wife says I'm anti-social...

Live and let live

 

[brtelec]

I am anti-social.

 

[trailboss99]

Well, in OZ we call 'em "flats" so why are they stacked ten high?


Col.