Why do husbands die before their wives? Because they want to.

[wiscrna]

-If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
-If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

-If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
-If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

-If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
-If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

-If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
-If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

-If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
-If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

-If you cry, you're a wimp.
-If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

-If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
-If she thumps you, it's self-defense.

-If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
-If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

-If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
-If she asks you, it's a favor.

-If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
-If you don't, you're gay.

-If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
-If you don't, you're unromantic.

-If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
-If you don't, you're a slob.

-If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
-If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

-If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
-If you don't, you're not ambitious.

-If she has a headache, she's tired.
-If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

-If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
-If you don't, there must be someone else.

:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

 

[trksh-bzr]

I'll print this out and put it on the fridge........
-let's see what happens

 

[Anopsis]

I'll print this out and put it on the fridge........
-let's see what happens

'Been nice knowin' ya.

 

[ddc]

I'll print this out and put it on the fridge........
-let's see what happens

Dude...don't.

 

[levelmanroger]

I'll print this out and put it on the fridge........
-let's see what happens

I hope you like this forum, as it will be the only place you get any love!


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[tommy_boy]

I'll print this out and put it on the fridge........
-let's see what happens

Anybody heard from turk lately?


:jerry:

 

[KBH]

He'll be back soon..........

 

[ahw676]

I'll print this out and put it on the fridge........
-let's see what happens

Well, I can be pretty sure that there won't be anything in that fridge anymore that you like. And I hope that there won't be room for your parts to get stuffed inside it.

 

[tommy_boy]

Well, I can be pretty sure that there won't be anything in that fridge anymore that you like. And I hope that there won't be room for your parts to get stuffed inside it.

Parts? What we sometimes refer to as our "attachments"?

 

[Anopsis]

Parts? What we sometimes refer to as our "attachments"?

I don't like that euphemism. If it can be attached, then it can be detached.


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[Dr.Verylong]

-If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
-If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

:rofl: so true