When I was 14

[higgy]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.





When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.





When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.





When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.





When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.





I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

Higgy

 

[Klink]

Wise choce, Higgy!

ROFLMAO

the human (male) condition...

Life is Good!

Klink

 

[d4m.test]

lol.. thats a good one..

almost like the advice my first boss gave me out of highschool.. he said:

"Go out, find a woman that you just can't stand.. I'm talking about one that you can't even look at or be around for more than 30 seconds.. Buy her a house, car, and give her half your money.. After that, go out and find the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with.."


lol

 

[Dizzy]

HAHA thats a good one!!!!

 

[horologie_unitas]

ha, sounds familiar !!

 

[Hambone]

You can teach them to type, but you can't teach them to grow tits!

 

[deff23]

Hahahahaha nicely nicely

 

[swissaddict]

this is good... and hits close to home. :lol:

 

[fakemaster]