What's the best line you have said/heard?

[Mr. Pap]

So i am in my way to the bank today, but as i reach to the front door and i am trying to climb the stairs, i see the security guys transferring the money, so one of them (a huge one) stops me and tells me to wait until its completed.

Behind me comes (and passes me trying to climb the stairs) an old lady, a small one, around 75 years old, so the security guys is like:

"Mum you can't pass through here!"

And the old lady looks at him and asks

"Why? Have you been mopping???"

Well that made my day!!! I was laughing all the way back...

So, let it rain...

 

[wat44]

I love laughing all the way to the bank

 

[frigpig]

Mr. Ronald Burgundy. "I want to be on you."

Nothing can be smoother than that!

 

[waddster]

I had somebody tell me the other day that if they died and went straight to hell that it would take them a week before they realized they weren't at work anymore. I thought that was a pretty good one.

 

[Spboudart]

Best line: probably when they said the greek were going to pay back their dept.....














...just kidding!


For real: One of my friend told me his kids paid for his house!
I was really surprised and he told me he hadn't spend a dime on studies as they're so worthless.

 

[Mr. Pap]

Well a relative one was when the former prime minister before the elections of 2009 said: " There are money!!!"

Well guess what? There are not lol


One of the best i have heard was an incident my best friend had a couple of years ago when he was working as an operator.

Him: Hello, how can i help you?
Her: Hello i need the phone of laser hair removal clinic.
Him: In which area?
Her: At bikini...