A man walks up to the bar with a small trunk. He proceeds to set it on the bar and opens it. He pulls out a little bottle, a tiny piano, and a burst little man who begins to play a tune.
The bartender says "Thats incredible! Where did you find him"
"Well, he was given to me by the genie in this bottle."
The bartender asks if he could make a request from the genie.
"Sure, but I'll warn you, he grants only one wish and he's hard of hearing so be very clear"
So the bartender rubs the lamp producing the genie and asks for a million bucks. Suddenly the bar is chock full of Mallards, floor to ceiling.
The bartender exclaims "what the hell is this" to which the man replies "i told you be careful, you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?
The bartender says "Thats incredible! Where did you find him"
"Well, he was given to me by the genie in this bottle."
The bartender asks if he could make a request from the genie.
"Sure, but I'll warn you, he grants only one wish and he's hard of hearing so be very clear"
So the bartender rubs the lamp producing the genie and asks for a million bucks. Suddenly the bar is chock full of Mallards, floor to ceiling.
The bartender exclaims "what the hell is this" to which the man replies "i told you be careful, you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?
