Two women on their way back from a night out stop in a graveyard for a pee.
One wipes herself with her knickers, and the other uses a wreath of flowers.
Their two husbands were in the pub the next day. One says, "I'd better watch my wife, she came home last night with no knickers on."
The other man says, "That's fcuk all, mine had a card wedged in her arse saying, 'We'll never forget you - from all the guys at the Fire Station'.
One wipes herself with her knickers, and the other uses a wreath of flowers.
Their two husbands were in the pub the next day. One says, "I'd better watch my wife, she came home last night with no knickers on."
The other man says, "That's fcuk all, mine had a card wedged in her arse saying, 'We'll never forget you - from all the guys at the Fire Station'.
