Fairy Tale 1:
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who, surprisingly, did not whine, nag, and bitch........
But this was a long time ago....., and it was just ONE day.
Fairy Tale 2:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who, surprisingly, did not whine, nag, and bitch........
But this was a long time ago....., and it was just ONE day.
Fairy Tale 2:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END