* Top 12 Things A Klingon Programmer Would Say

[WackoBirdKeeper]

* Top 12 Things A Klingon Programmer Would Say



12. Specifications are for the weak and timid!

11. This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium

processors if I am to do battle with this code!

10. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read

it in the original Klingon.

9. Indentation?! -- I will show you how to indent when I

indent your skull!

8. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make

software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody

trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.

7. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' -- they

have 'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.

6. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not

coddle the weak.

5. I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a

Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again.

4. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!

3. By filing this SPR you have challenged the honor of my

family. Prepare to die!

2. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you

where you stand!

1. Our users will know fear and cower before our software.

Ship it! Ship it, and let them flee like the dogs they are!

 

[WackoBirdKeeper]

Our software does not coddle the weak.

This was a friend of mine's motto.

LOL!!! My favorite Klingon motto is, The beatings will continue until morale improves.

 

[Roeod4]

Our software does not coddle the weak.

This was a friend of mine's motto.

LOL!!! My favorite Klingon motto is, The beatings will continue until morale improves.

I think my old boss was Klingon then.