Whats the difference between a Titleist and a caddilac?
Tiger can drive a Titleist 400yds without hitting a tree.
Tiger can drive a Titleist 400yds without hitting a tree.
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Tiger Woods Jokes Here
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What do Tiger Woods and the US Dollar have in common?
Pretty soon he'll only be worth half as much too.
Pretty soon he'll only be worth half as much too.
That reminds me. Got another golden quote from Mrs. Fakey. We were watching the news and heard about the chick Tiger is doing. She looks at me and says....
You can't trust a cocktail waitress! Everyone knows that. Only thing worse is a hooker or a Hooters girl..in that order.
You can't trust a cocktail waitress! Everyone knows that. Only thing worse is a hooker or a Hooters girl..in that order.
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
That's the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver
I find it's a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees.
Tiger's wife went for him over a birdie.
What was the second worst part of Tiger's car accident? The police found the driver in the trunk.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
That's the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver
I find it's a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees.
Tiger's wife went for him over a birdie.
What was the second worst part of Tiger's car accident? The police found the driver in the trunk.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
That's a rough lie..err lay.
Standard affair lie - I'm gonna be a few hours late getting home... he's getting in a couple more holes.
POLICE ASKED TIGER'S WIFE HOW MANY TIMES SHE HIT HIM -SHE SAID, "I DON'T KNOW, 5 OR 6...PUT ME DOWN FOR A 5"
[FONT="]Tiger's stuck with a bad lie.
Stevie gave him the wrong yardage to the hydrant.[/FONT]
Standard affair lie - I'm gonna be a few hours late getting home... he's getting in a couple more holes.
POLICE ASKED TIGER'S WIFE HOW MANY TIMES SHE HIT HIM -SHE SAID, "I DON'T KNOW, 5 OR 6...PUT ME DOWN FOR A 5"
[FONT="]Tiger's stuck with a bad lie.
Stevie gave him the wrong yardage to the hydrant.[/FONT]
