As only a vet could write. :lol:
Thus the crux of the problem here - the strap of this watch whilst very elegant and made of crocodile is not of suitable quality and broke whilst withdrawing my arm from the rear of said friesian, so I am now faced with the prospect of paying £8000 to pay for an operation to remove my timepiece from a cows arse! I am not amused and will be seeking redress.