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A successful rancher died and left everything to his
devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and
determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little
about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the
other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one
else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,
figuring it would be safer to have him around the
house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker
who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about
ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was
doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired
hand, 'You have done areally good job, and the ranch
looks great. You should go into town and kick up
your heels.'
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two
o'clock and no hiredhand. Finally he returned around
two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the
rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a
glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my
blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did
as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as
she asked, ever so slowly. 'Now take off my socks.'
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her
boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned
it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight.
'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands,
he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear
my clothes into townagain, you're fired.'
(P.S. - Yeah, I didn't see it coming, either)--
devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and
determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little
about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the
other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one
else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,
figuring it would be safer to have him around the
house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker
who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about
ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was
doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired
hand, 'You have done areally good job, and the ranch
looks great. You should go into town and kick up
your heels.'
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two
o'clock and no hiredhand. Finally he returned around
two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the
rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a
glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my
blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did
as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as
she asked, ever so slowly. 'Now take off my socks.'
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her
boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned
it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight.
'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands,
he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear
my clothes into townagain, you're fired.'
(P.S. - Yeah, I didn't see it coming, either)--