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I spent Thanksgiving with my sister and her in-laws this year. Between the traditional Thanksgiving feast and the requisite buffet of pies, many of the adults sprawled in the living room watching football for a couple of hours. But the most entertaining part was when my three year old nephew strolled into the living room and hailed his grandfather, who was deep in conversation with someone else.
"Grandpa!"
No answer, so he took a few steps closer.
"Grandpa!"
Still no notice, so he came right behind his grandfather.
"GRANDPA!!!"
Finally he had the attention of his grandfather and the rest of the room.
"Do you have a penis?"
Apparently he had just been told that all men had them. He was skeptical, so he had to poll every other man in the room. Fortunately, there were no surprises.
"Grandpa!"
No answer, so he took a few steps closer.
"Grandpa!"
Still no notice, so he came right behind his grandfather.
"GRANDPA!!!"
Finally he had the attention of his grandfather and the rest of the room.
"Do you have a penis?"
Apparently he had just been told that all men had them. He was skeptical, so he had to poll every other man in the room. Fortunately, there were no surprises.
