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The Penguin

WackoBirdKeeper

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So, this penuin is driving his car in the desert. It's blazing hot, and he is not used to the weather.

All of a sudden, his car starts to buck and backfire. The penuin sees a little town down the road, and the car barely makes it.

The penguin lucks out. There is a garage there, and the mechanic is just sitting around, so he is happy to get some work and he tells the penguin he'll start to fix it right away.

In the meanwhile, the penguin is dying in the heat. He sees a general store, so he goes in there to cool off. Happily, when he gets in there, he sees that they sell ice cream, so he buys a big big bowl of ice cream so he can eat it and cool off.

He eats a ton of ice cream, and when he has had his fill, he heads outside to see how his car is doing.

When the mechanic sees the penguin, he tells him it looks like he blew a seal.

The penguin just smiles and says, "Nahh, I'm just a sloppy eater and I had some vanilla ice cream!!!"
 

dave123

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stick with selling watches Stan.... :lol: