as the song says, "don't care about history".... I open pandora's box further.
A newly engaged Miss Piggy goes into a shop to buy her trousseau. The saleslady says "As soon as you're married, start training Kermit. Don't let him get away with a thing. Five years ago when I was married, I ordered my husband to quit smoking, boozing, and whoring."
"Did he?"
"Don't know, I haven't seen him in five years"