Sadly, Dave was born without ears, and though he proved to be
>
> > successful in business, his problem annoyed him greatly. One day he
>
> > needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up three
>
> > interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to
>
> > know and was very interesting. But at the end of the interview, Dave
>
> > asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" "Why, yes, I
>
> > couldn't help but notice that you have no ears," came the reply. Dave
>
> > did not appreciate his candor and threw him out of the office. The
>
> > second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the
>
> > first guy. But he asked her the same question: "Do you notice anything
>
> > different about me?" "Well," she said stammering, "You have no ears."
>
> > Dave again got upset and chucked her out in a rage. The third and
>
> > final interviewee was the best of the bunch; he was a young man who
>
> > had recently earned his MBA. He was smart. He was handsome, and he
>
> > seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together.
>
> > Dave was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same
>
> > question: "Do you notice anything different about me?" Much to his
>
> > surprise, the young man answered, "Yes, you wear contact lenses,
>don't
>
> > you?" Dave was shocked and realized this was an incredibly observant
>
> > person. "How in the world did you know that?" he asked. The young man
>
> > fell off his chair laughing hysterically and
>replied, "Well, it's
>
> > pretty hard to wear glasses with no fucking ears!"
>
> > successful in business, his problem annoyed him greatly. One day he
>
> > needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up three
>
> > interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to
>
> > know and was very interesting. But at the end of the interview, Dave
>
> > asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" "Why, yes, I
>
> > couldn't help but notice that you have no ears," came the reply. Dave
>
> > did not appreciate his candor and threw him out of the office. The
>
> > second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the
>
> > first guy. But he asked her the same question: "Do you notice anything
>
> > different about me?" "Well," she said stammering, "You have no ears."
>
> > Dave again got upset and chucked her out in a rage. The third and
>
> > final interviewee was the best of the bunch; he was a young man who
>
> > had recently earned his MBA. He was smart. He was handsome, and he
>
> > seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together.
>
> > Dave was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same
>
> > question: "Do you notice anything different about me?" Much to his
>
> > surprise, the young man answered, "Yes, you wear contact lenses,
>don't
>
> > you?" Dave was shocked and realized this was an incredibly observant
>
> > person. "How in the world did you know that?" he asked. The young man
>
> > fell off his chair laughing hysterically and
>replied, "Well, it's
>
> > pretty hard to wear glasses with no fucking ears!"
