The other day I went into the linen closet. Don't usually go in there. As I stood there I relaized something odd. None of the stuff in there belongs to me. Feminine products, bubble bath, hair curlers, assorted frillly things. But not a Fakey thing in site. It's the same thing in the bathroom. She controls over 90% of the vanity. On my side, toothbrush, deodorant, hairspray, mouthwash. On her side, 100 little bottles poised like soldiers ready to pounce on and destroy my piddly army of toiletries. The battle is lost.
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Something has happened to my closet
- Thread starter fakemaster
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Hey Fakey, you think that is bad? Because of the nature of my job I am gone 4 to 6 weeks at a time. Then when I am home I have to live out of my shaving kit. It hangs on the window sill in the bathroom and I have no space to myself in the bathroom at all!
Since you're married, I can think of at least two more frightening things to find in a closet other than a batallion of women's toiletries 