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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fenceand you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little Johnny. "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Johnny says: "I have a question for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is licking the sides of the triple scoop of the ice cream. The secondis gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher blushing a great deal, replies,"Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on," say Johnny, "but I like your thinking."
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The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Johnny says: "I have a question for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is licking the sides of the triple scoop of the ice cream. The secondis gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher blushing a great deal, replies,"Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on," say Johnny, "but I like your thinking."
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