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Sign at Golf Club

Phil G

Respected Member
29/9/10
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Stevenage, Hertfortshire, England
An old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new 'men only' course
and heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a
sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $3.00
HAMBURGER: $3.75
CHEESEBURGER: $4.00
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $4.25
HAND JOB: $60.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old
golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive
female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.


She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. "Yes?" she inquires
with awide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"


The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, "I was wondering,
young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"


She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: "Yes Sir, I
sure am.."
The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear and says softly,



"Well, wash your hands real good because all I want is a cheeseburger."




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An old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new 'men only' course
and heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a
sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $3.00
HAMBURGER: $3.75
CHEESEBURGER: $4.00
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $4.25
HAND JOB: $60.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old
golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive
female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.

She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. "Yes?" she inquires
with awide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"


The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, "I was wondering,
young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"


She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: "Yes Sir, I
sure am.."
The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear and says softly,



"Well, wash your hands real good because all I want is a cheeseburger."