shopping

[wat44]

A married couple had been out Christmas shopping for most of the afternoon, when suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had disappeared.

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s mobile and demanded, “Where the hell are you?â€

Husband: “Darling you remember that jewellery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day.â€

Wife, with a smile blushing: “Yes, I remember that my Love.â€

Husband: “Well, I'm in the Bar next to that shop.â€

 

[hzardous]

Lol!

 

[redrising]

He's going to get it when they come home. And not in a good way too.

 

[levelmanroger]

Brilliant!

 

[waddster]

Priceless!