Revised lyrics for the baby boomers!

[WackoBirdKeeper]

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomer's.

They include:


Bobby Darin ---> Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits ---> Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr ---> I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees ---> How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack---> The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash ---> I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon---> Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.

The Commodores ---> Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye ---> Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem---> A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer ---> You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations ---> Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba---> Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando ---> Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy ---> I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore---> It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And last but not least:

Willie Nelson ---> On the Commode Again!

 

[seventhexile]

Johnny Nash ---> I Can't See Clearly Now.

Marvin Gaye ---> Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Willie Nelson ---> On the Commode Again!

Abba - ..missed posting that first time around

out of everyone you posted...
those are the 3 people I've heard of haha

.. but then again I'm part of the Millennial Generation (generation Y)

 

[trailboss99]

Johnny Nash ---> I Can't See Clearly Now.

Marvin Gaye ---> Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Willie Nelson ---> On the Commode Again!

out of everyone you posted...
those are the 3 people I've heard of haha

.. but then again I'm part of the Millennial Generation (generation Y)

Oke, Helan Ready or little Leo Sayer I can forgive you for but there is no excuse for not knowing the likes of Paul Simon, The BeGees or Procol Harlem let alone Abba.

Ringo Star? WTF? You may remember a little quartet called The Beatles. . . ?


Col.

 

[seventhexile]

Johnny Nash ---> I Can't See Clearly Now.

Marvin Gaye ---> Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Willie Nelson ---> On the Commode Again!

out of everyone you posted...
those are the 3 people I've heard of haha

.. but then again I'm part of the Millennial Generation (generation Y)

Oke, Helan Ready or little Leo Sayer I can forgive you for but there is no excuse for not knowing the likes of Paul Simon, The BeGees or Procol Harlem let alone Abba.

Ringo Star? WTF? You may remember a little quartet called The Beatles. . . ?


Col.

ok ok I left Abba out accidentally !! ..
I saw the movie and have heard of them / their music before. + like them haha

I didn't know Paul simon was the guy from "simon and Garfunkel" ..
The Sound of Silence = classic

haha when I saw Ringo Star.. I though the beatles.. but I wasn't sure if that was the same "Ringo" or not... granted I've only heard one person named ringo and that is him.
not a huge fan on the beatles music.. was targeted at a different generation..
That being said.. I did watch "across the universe" which was a beatles inspired musical type movie.. really did like it and the music prob wouldnt listen to it on my own but with the visuals it was very cool.

Though..
idk what the beegees sing..
or who Procol Harlem is ..

 

[trailboss99]

So you realy have NFI who ABBA are?
/me feels old

Col.

 

[seventhexile]

So you realy have NFI who ABBA are?
/me feels old

Col.

no no i know who abba is..
see post above..


I don't know:
what the beegees sing..
or who Procol Harlem is ..

along w/ all the other ppl I didn't mention I knew.
..

I don't listen to oldies on the radio that often or I'm sure I'd know who those ppl are