Retirement Planning
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would now have $16.50 left.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
$1,000.00 worth of Delta Air Lines stock would have left you with $49.00.
BUT, if one year ago you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of wine, drank it all, then returned all the bottles for the recycling refund, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice...
Drink heavily and be sure to recycle!
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would now have $16.50 left.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
$1,000.00 worth of Delta Air Lines stock would have left you with $49.00.
BUT, if one year ago you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of wine, drank it all, then returned all the bottles for the recycling refund, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice...
Drink heavily and be sure to recycle!