olympic joke

[wat44]

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colours," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What colour are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"

 

[waterluver]

lolol very good!!

 

[laytechs]

lulz funny

 

[BALROG13]

Funny lool

 

[Steelfish]

Bloody awesome mate!!!

 

[hzardous]

:biglaugh:

 

[Phil G]

The President of Mexico has announced that Mexico will not participate in the upcoming Olympic games. He stated: "Casi cada uno que puede funcionar, saltar, ola nadada ha salido ya del pams."



Translation: "Pretty much everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country."

 

[watch.aholic]

Good one mate....

 

[Mendota]

Nice one! LOL

 

[waterluver]

The President of Mexico has announced that Mexico will not participate in the upcoming Olympic games. He stated: "Casi cada uno que puede funcionar, saltar, ola nadada ha salido ya del pams."



Translation: "Pretty much everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country."

sweet AND true LOL