A little old man shuffled slowly into an icecream parlour and pulled
himself slowly,painfully,up onto a stool..After catching his breath,
he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly,"Crushed nuts?"
"No",he replied,"Arthritis."
Morris,an 82 year-old man,went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later,the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with
a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later,the doctor spoke to Morris and said,"You`re
really doing great,aren`t you?"
Morris replied,"Just doing what you said, Doc:"Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful."
The doctor said,"I didn`t say that.I said,"You`ve got a heart murmur;be careful."
A man was telling his neighbor,"I just bought a new hearing aid.It
cost me 4 thousand dollars,but it`s state of the art.It`s perfect."
"Really",answered the neighbor."What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
himself slowly,painfully,up onto a stool..After catching his breath,
he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly,"Crushed nuts?"
"No",he replied,"Arthritis."
Morris,an 82 year-old man,went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later,the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with
a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later,the doctor spoke to Morris and said,"You`re
really doing great,aren`t you?"
Morris replied,"Just doing what you said, Doc:"Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful."
The doctor said,"I didn`t say that.I said,"You`ve got a heart murmur;be careful."
A man was telling his neighbor,"I just bought a new hearing aid.It
cost me 4 thousand dollars,but it`s state of the art.It`s perfect."
"Really",answered the neighbor."What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."