Your never fully dressed without a smile
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes
off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by,
and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says,"Did you call for
me?"
The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you
get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the
side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and
happily lets him have his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and
as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the
steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it
implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends
him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the
smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you
can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't
had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a
month and I fart 15 times a day."
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes
off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by,
and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says,"Did you call for
me?"
The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you
get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the
side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and
happily lets him have his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and
as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the
steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it
implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends
him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the
smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you
can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't
had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a
month and I fart 15 times a day."
