This is the winner of the Crappiest Crapper Crap Rolex DSSD's. Saying this is a crappy watch is an insult to crap, which at least is useful for many things.
Awesome bracelet! This gap is intentional, and meant to be worn by very hairy men who often find that their arm hair gets caught between links. Problem solved! This scientific break through in watch bracelet technology has the added benefit of allowing your wrist to breath. Many strap mfr's have added holes to their straps to accomplish this, but the sweat pores to metal contact ratio has been carefully designed for maximum exposure.
Ever find that the inner caseback on your DSSD fit properly, meaning you can't take water samples home from the local swimin' hole for analysis? Worry no further! This DSSD is capable of discreetly capturing those samples to be studied later- without alarming the locals of your concern for contaminates! (Test tubes, slides, stains and microscope not included).
The normal sized font on a Rolex bezel insert means you can read it at arms length- how can you look cool just glancing down at your watch? This watch has just the fix! Now, to read the bezel insert numbers, you must raise your arm closer to your face and move it around to see these nice thin markings- just like a real watch model! Raise your eyebrow while trying to read this and girls will notice you from a mile away! Make sure you have a nice thick notepad with you because you'll be taking numbers all summer long!
Tired of having the same thing that everyone else does? This watch has it's own custom date wheel font! Yes, now you have a font that will keep people guessing. In fact, you can name it after yourself! Imagine how impressed people will be (and I mean girls!) when you tell them you had a special custom date wheel installed with a font named after you! Just imagine the stories you can come up with to explain it. Now you're going to need 2 note pads!
The best part? Well, the best part is the story you can tell about how you punched Chuck Norris soooooooooooo hard, the it made the 10 on the bezel insert slide and the RINGLOCK engraving go all wonky! Yes! The internet will fill with great one liners all about YOU from now on- and Chuck Norris will slink off into the darkness as you take over as the new world tough guy! Forget the notepads, you're going to need a stenographer!
Awesome.