Grandma in Court
( Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't
prepared for the answer )........
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; " Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've
known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big
disappointment to me.
You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about
them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you
haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything
more than a two-bit paper pusher.
Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed
across the room and asked, " Mrs.. Jones, do you know the
defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since
he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking
problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and
his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to
mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.
One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a
quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she
knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair ."
>******
:lol: :lol: :lol:
cheers
col88
( Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't
prepared for the answer )........
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; " Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've
known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big
disappointment to me.
You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about
them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you
haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything
more than a two-bit paper pusher.
Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed
across the room and asked, " Mrs.. Jones, do you know the
defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since
he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking
problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and
his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to
mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.
One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a
quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she
knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair ."
>******
:lol: :lol: :lol:
cheers
col88