An old man was sitting on a bench in the park. On the bench directly opposite him was Little Johnny, voraciously devouring candy bar after candy bar.
Old man:"Do you know what you're doing to your body, young man? You're going to rot your teeth, get fat, develop diabetes and die an early death!!"
Little Johnny: "Mister, my great-grandfather is 96 years old and my great-grandmother is 98. My Uncle Benny is 78. My grandfather is 76 and my grandmother is 74."
Old Man: "And do they eat 6 candy bars at a single sitting?"
Little Johnny: : "No! They know how to mind their own f*cking business!!"
Old man:"Do you know what you're doing to your body, young man? You're going to rot your teeth, get fat, develop diabetes and die an early death!!"
Little Johnny: "Mister, my great-grandfather is 96 years old and my great-grandmother is 98. My Uncle Benny is 78. My grandfather is 76 and my grandmother is 74."
Old Man: "And do they eat 6 candy bars at a single sitting?"
Little Johnny: : "No! They know how to mind their own f*cking business!!"