If I were a car

[higgy]

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.


I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull .... but that's not the worst of it.


My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.


My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed and my fuel rate burns inefficiently.



But here's the worst of it --



Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter..... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! :shock:

Higgy 8)

 

[jv91]

LMAO . Feel better higgy

 

[sconehead]

How's the old stick shift???

 

[higgy]

How's the old stick shift???

Has quite a lot of play shifting between gears!!!!! :wink:

Higgy 8)

 

[brtelec]

Higgy, I tell people I work with all the time, "It is not the years, it's the mileage!"

 

[cybee]

ha ha ha...and if you have lost any hair, you are now a convertible. :lol:

 

[brtelec]

I am definitely a convertible!

 

[ahw676]

How's the old stick shift???

Thank you, sconehead, for posting that and saving me from the dilemma of deciding whether that would be too impolite for me to say to someone I don't know well enough.

You're a good man.

 

[brtelec]

How's the old stick shift???

Thank you, sconehead, for posting that and saving me from the dilemma of deciding whether that would be too impolite for me to say to someone I don't know well enough.

You're a good man.

But unfortunately an automatic!