A man goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says,
"Do you know me?" To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my
children."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
"My God,are you the stripper from my stag night
that I made love to on the pool table with all my
mates watching while your partner whipped my
bottom with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher"
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says,
"Do you know me?" To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my
children."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
"My God,are you the stripper from my stag night
that I made love to on the pool table with all my
mates watching while your partner whipped my
bottom with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher"