I need Glasses!

[robc_uk]

I said to the wife, 'I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' '

 

[bme]

robc,

I don't think the yanks will get this one!

Nice one though.

 

[k9fxr]

No we don't

 

[narikaa]

I like this classic British marital harmony one....


Man is about o go out and shouts to his wife "Get your coat on I'm going to the pub", in abject surprise she exclaims "youre taking me with you?"..... To which he replies "No...I'm turning the heating off"



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