I can fix that!

[MrYesterday]

Men Can Fix Anything.

Road not wide enough for your stencil? I can fix that!

Bumper broken? I can fix that!

Can't afford headphones? I can fix that!

No spare USB ports? I can fix that!

Can't afford new tires? I can fix that!

New bumper to expensive? I can fix that!

Table too wimpy? I can fix that!

Door handle broken? I can fix that!

Clock screwed to the wall during daylight savings? I can fix that!

2 broken ps2 controllers? I can fix that!

Backpacks too expensive? I can fix that!

Neighbors staring into your bedroom? I can fix that!

Bike have a blowout? I can fix that!

Don't have a jack stand? I can fix that!

Toaster won't stay down to toast? I can fix that!

Gear shift broken? I can fix that!

Worried about bumper to bumper traffic? I can fix that!

Belts broken? I can fix that!

Can't find a spare C battery? I can fix that!

Hoses too short? I can fix that!

Someone steal your trunk?

Someone steal your clock?

Need a bigger mobile phone?

Can't afford weights?

Ever wanted to drink while you mow?

Seats in your van not comfortable?

License plate light go out?

Can't afford a riding lawnmower?

Can't afford AAA?

Car heater won't heat?

Phone speaker not loud enough?

Need a bigger back yard?

No room for your drunken relatives?

Tires getting too expensive?

Want to be a photographer on a budget?

Don't have a boom truck?

Tired of getting the chaw you spit all over the door of your truck?

Tired of refilling the salt shaker?

Can't afford a pit bull?

Can't afford bazooka tubes?

Hate sitting up to surf the web?

Don’t have a spoon? I can fix that!

Seatbelt broken? I can fix that!


New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that!


Electrical problem? I can fix that!


Car stereo stolen? I can fix that!


Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that!


Can’t afford a real GPS? I can fix that!


No ice chest? I can fix that!


Can’t read the ATM screen? I can fix that!


Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that


Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that!


Electric stove broken & can’t heat coffee? I fixed that.


Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that!


WTF?


Display rack falling over? I can fix that!


Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that!


Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that!


Cables falling behind the desk?I can fix that!


I actually think that’s ingenious.
Out of diapers? I can fix that!


Speechless..

The last one is a baby, and it's for humorous intents, so I hope it's ok.

new bulbs too dim?

Need a more luxurious deer stand?

 

[joegrimm]

LMAO...these are great. somebody should try to patent the last one..

 

[MrYesterday]

Hate getting wet when you're boating?

 

[Bonesey]

Ah, the ingenuity of the poor, infirm, lazy or just downright insane

 

[MrYesterday]

Can't afford a car, but you want to BUMP?

20' 2x4s in a 4" micro-mini? No problem

Car won't fit in your gate?

This is one of the most idiotic things I've ever seen.

 

[co-axial]

Ever wanted to drink while you mow?

I´ll fix my mower tomorrow..

 

[murklemark]

Hilarious!

 

[Dr.Verylong]

Hilarious!

+1 :rofl:

BTW the way I fixed my mower would fit right in ... talk about cable binders, gaffer tape ... LOL

 

[jcrry2]

holy hell these are funny.

 

[Phil G]

Brilliant.

The ingenuity of Man (read stupidity) :lol:

 

[smascarinas]

Why didn't I think of this? Definitely going to use this method.

 

[brackdaddy]

Super funny! Thx for posting!

 

[levelmanroger]

These are great! Bet the majority were found in Texas.

 

[MrYesterday]

Glad you guys like them too. I could hardly get them all collected properly because I was laughing so hard.

 

[elmataplata]

These are great! Bet the majority were found in Texas.

Im guessing 3rd world countries. My life motto is "if you cant fix it with tape, glue or zip ties. Dont even bother getting a new one"

 

[rolly_olly]

Brilliant thread! Some good ideas here :rofl:

 

[Bonesey]

Im guessing 3rd world countries.

That's what he said, Texas.


opcorn:

 

[wiscrna]

That's what he said, Texas.


opcorn:

:lol1:

 

[MrYesterday]

That's what he said, Texas.


opcorn:

Challenging me for my "class clown" trophy (bet you didn't know we get trophies), are you?

When nerds need a radiator fan

Kids needs to ride his electric 4-wheeler across country?

AC in your car not cold enough?

Realized you couldn't afford a new guitar after you smashed it on stage?

Too cheap to pay for a paint job?

Want a little place on the lake, but don't have the funds?

They have high and low beams

Need a cold air intake?

door locks busted?

They say crack kills... this must be the patch for it...

Defroster not strong enough?

This is ingenious

Rural fire department

This is how mcguyver fixes leaks

redneck river lounging

 

[Bonesey]

that last one is ace