Had a shit today!

[BADWIN BING]

I was having a shit today in the train toilet, when some bloke knocked on the door.

He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"

"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit!"

He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"

"No problem" I said, sliding it under, "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."


:facepalm: Sorry!

 

[shandroid]

Lol....

I wonder how many (other) people will read this... On the toilet... While having a shit!?


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[RWIGWH]

That is really some shit.

 

[acharria]

hahahaha

 

[cybee]

rim shot pleeeeeaaase!

@shandroid: not many would know or want to know this but the name of that "freak" is Schlitze. Actually was a man...Google the movie Freaks from 1932.

 

[wiscrna]

:lol1:

 

[PecMan]

:lol1: mother ******!! he should respect a mans kingdom

 

[P4GTR]

:stir:

 

[frigpig]

Lol....

I wonder how many (other) people will read this... On the toilet... While having a shit!?


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I am. I so am not lying either!

 

[PecMan]

hope u have the soft papper

 

[frigpig]

Charmin Ultra Soft!

Only the best for this ass crack!

 

[trailboss99]

:rofl: Funny shit!










sorry