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Grandparents

rud19

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GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE
Good morning . . . At present we are not at home but,please Leave your
message after you hear the beep.
beeeeeppp ....
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from
1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.
If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
If you want to borrow the car, press 3
If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to
your home,
press 7
If you want to come to eat here, press 8
If you need money,press 9
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the
theater,start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"


I should have been laughing but i feel guilty rather... I have young kids and I usually use 2, 5, 6, 7 and 8...
 

Spboudart

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Except for 4 and 7, I beleived I have used all the services at least once...
 

rud19

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I usually drop by my parents place on Sundays, mostly to have a drink with my old man. He enjoys it, I enjoy it. I hope my son will drop by to have a drink with me when i grow old.
 

Ed911

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Lol!

I would add: "if you want to discuss next Christmas organization, press 10"...
 

TastyTreats

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