Got down and dirty with an ugly chick last night....

[BADWIN BING]

I pulled a heavy duty munter in the pub last night.

Fcuk me she looked like she'd been ducking for apples in a chip pan... had more hands up her than Sooty... been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe... got a face that could make an onion cry... so big I couldn't ride her into battle... seen more japs eyes than an oriental optician... a face like a stuntmans knee... a pussy like a y a w n i n g donkey... that ugly not even a sniper would take her out... been shot over more times than Sarejevo... has a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout... been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun... an arse like a bag of spanners... a belly bigger than a bank horse...

But wey hey a shags a shag. :blushed:

 

[Rainsick33]

:biglaugh::biglaugh:

 

[Cee]

Every holes a goal, thats my motto...

 

[Steelfish]

What a coincidence........I must have shagged her mate sweep........she had a face like sack full of chisels.

 

[phillycheez]

These are what we call "slump busters".

 

[G30]

Fecking hilarious!!!

Good to cross paths Bada Bing.

These are what we call "slump busters".

And yes, they are. ; )

Philly, goin' to the GTG???




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[phillycheez]

And yes, they are. ; )

Philly, goin' to the GTG???




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Aah... Probably not. I've unfortunately sold all my watches except a couple.

Got nothin to show! :/

 

[crossbones]

 

[tommy_boy]

Aah... Probably not. I've unfortunately sold all my watches except a couple.

Got nothin to show! :/

Just show your smiling face!

 

[Zack Morris]

Where was Wuggy?

 

[G30]

Hey, for the most part, it's the same for me. Just checking in with the guys, having a few beers and fondling all their new stuff.

You might reconsider... ??? You will be missed regardless.

And, to get back to Badwin's humor...





There may be a few "slump busters" at the G-hut??

Just sayin'... ; )


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[Bonesey]

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Or licking piss of a nettle.

 

[Phil G]

I pulled a heavy duty munter in the pub last night.

Fcuk me she looked like she'd been ducking for apples in a chip pan... had more hands up her than Sooty... been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe... got a face that could make an onion cry... so big I couldn't ride her into battle... seen more japs eyes than an oriental optician... a face like a stuntmans knee... a pussy like a y a w n i n g donkey... that ugly not even a sniper would take her out... been shot over more times than Sarejevo... has a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout... been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun... an arse like a bag of spanners... a belly bigger than a bank horse...

But wey hey a shags a shag. :blushed:

This one?

 

[sharrkey]

Might be right up your street

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[co-axial]

"been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun" :lol1:

:mob:

 

[G30]

There is the saying "pretty girls just lie there" but...

You might want to check that she's not a "he"...

Then again, after a few pints... Who knows???


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[BADWIN BING]

There is the saying "pretty girls just lie there" but...

You might want to check that she's not a "he"...

Then again, after a few pints... Who knows???

Holy shit, that's him....ahem....her!!!

She looked liked this after 12 pints:

 

[G30]

And, the next morning...

You feel that smooth, supple thigh over yours, fingers probing...

"That was amazing! Wanna' go again?"

The entirety of that hastened trip home you wonder what your tasting aside from ashtray, bourbon and stale beer...




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[Steelfish]

And, the next morning...

You feel that smooth, supple thigh over yours, fingers probing...

"That was amazing! Wanna' go again?"

The entirety of that hastened trip home you wonder what your tasting aside from ashtray, bourbon and stale beer...

........Nice epilogue G

 

[Steelfish]

She looked liked this after 12 pints:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh beer goggles........bless 'em.