FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR D

[horologie_unitas]

NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen !!

NUMBER 4: 'This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.

NUMBER 3: 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!

NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?

Number 1 And MY all time Favorite: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

(Raising your head slowly) '... also please keep my boss healthy and save....in Jesus' name, Amen

 

[brtelec]

Yeah number 1 is definitely the best!

 

[alvinado]

no. 1!

 

[CHOB]

That's great! What if you're the boss?

 

[fakemaster]

I always say 'What the fuck are you looking at?'

 

[caravaggio]

truth:

I actually got caught fighting sleepyness by my boss.

For me, it was fighting sleepyness

but for him, it surely looked like I was sleeping

 

[REPLICANT]

Here's one: I'm Hypo-Glycemic...I need a (insert your favorite sweet treat here) quick before it's too late!!!