I found out that the maximum of calories you can get out of a "Maxi Menu" here at McD is ~1500. Big Mac, Chocolate Milkshake, Fries with mayonnaise... Sick.... yeah I choose Diet Coke and feel fine usually
I think you are just spending too much time around the 'Oakland Booty'. Spend an weekend afternoon afternoon 'people watching' in Danville and you will regain respect for the states.
Sorry, kind of an inside joke for you out-of-towners