email to husband

[higgy]

To My Darling Husband,
Before you return from your business trip, I just want you to know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad, and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XOXOXOXOXO


P.S. Your Girlfriend Called.
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Higgy 8)

 

[brtelec]

 

[lan61t]

HUAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[doctorron]

That's not funny. :| Been there.

 

[doctorron]

That's not funny. :| Been there.

LOL

 

[brtelec]

OK I have to tell this. I used to work with a guy many years ago that had been married 4 times. He went home from work one day and as he rounded the corner to his house he saw his wife's and his girlfriends cars were both in his driveway. Well he just kept going and did not come home for 3 days.

Three days later he gets home at about 2 in the morning and just sneaks in and goes to bed like nothing happened. At 6 in the morning he woke up because he felt a weight on his chest and when he opened his eyes his wife was straddling him and she was pointing a .357 between his eyes and she was squeezing the gun so hard her face was red. He rolled her off and and asked her what the hell she thought she was doing, and she told him she was trying to blow his head off.

He kept all of his guns loaded, and he lucked out because she had selected a Ruger Blackhawk which was single action. She had no idea that you had to thumb-cock this revolver to fire it!

He moved out that morning!

 

[Matt Watch]

a cautionary tail to all...wife's car and girlfriends car in driveway...don't ever go home.

 

[brtelec]

a cautionary tail to all...wife's car and girlfriends car in driveway...don't ever go home.

Definitely the moral of this story.

 

[R2D4]

Or go hang out at your other girlfriends house, Duh.

 

[brtelec]

Good Lord R2, I have a wife that is more than I can handle. The last thing I need is a girlfriend or, god forbid, two.

 

[seventhexile]

but the Ferrari !!

kudos to that woman though !

-Ex

 

[R2D4]

Good Lord R2, I have a wife that is more than I can handle. The last thing I need is a girlfriend or, god forbid, two.

Agreed, but if your dumb enough to cheat you might as well be really stupid. You know be all you can be.

 

[Dompizzo]

At least the motorcycle and cooler still appear to be in decent shape :lol:

 

[brtelec]

If that were my garage I would have prayed she hit that faggoty ass scooter on the way by.

 

[seventhexile]

Good Lord R2, I have a wife that is more than I can handle. The last thing I need is a girlfriend or, god forbid, two.

Agreed, but if your dumb enough to cheat you might as well be really stupid. You know be all you can be.

slightly different context, but it can be applied - my economics teacher used to say don't cheat on one of the simple tests (zero tolerance policy, caught cheating = F in the course)
always said if ur guna do it cheat on the final exam since its worth 40% of ur grade.
"If your guna cheat.. might as well go big ! "
- Ex

 

[sub4me]

The secret is having your wife know you have girlfriends and shes ok with it. 8)

 

[pete2528ca]

why would anyone keep loaded guns at home?

 

[Matt Watch]

She would have to be on a living-very-large allowance for her to be ok with it - (or) you just happen to have a wife who likes girls about 24-25 too! Then everyones ok with everything! : )

 

[brtelec]

why would anyone keep loaded guns at home?

Surely you jest!