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The bot poster known as DP Darkside was arrested after being pulled over in Hoboken New Jersey while driving a 1972 Ford Pinto with a sign in the rear window that read, "Please Ram Me". According to the Hoboken
Police blotter report, Officer Stanley Upchuck, pulled over DP at 4am after he was caught launching counterfeit watches at pedestrians using a wrist rocket slingshot. Several people were beaned in the head by flying Rolex and Breitling replica watches. When DP was asked about his activities he stated that he was an "Informative SOB" and to back off, DP became hostile and combatative pulling a nerf bat from his boy scout uniform and began swatting the officers, who in turn pummelled the hapless DP with clubs, fists and flashlights. "Hmmm informative beating" DP mused to himself as he lapsed in and out of consciousness. DP is presently in the county drunk tank attempting to raise the 75.00 bail.
The bot poster known as DP Darkside was arrested after being pulled over in Hoboken New Jersey while driving a 1972 Ford Pinto with a sign in the rear window that read, "Please Ram Me". According to the Hoboken
Police blotter report, Officer Stanley Upchuck, pulled over DP at 4am after he was caught launching counterfeit watches at pedestrians using a wrist rocket slingshot. Several people were beaned in the head by flying Rolex and Breitling replica watches. When DP was asked about his activities he stated that he was an "Informative SOB" and to back off, DP became hostile and combatative pulling a nerf bat from his boy scout uniform and began swatting the officers, who in turn pummelled the hapless DP with clubs, fists and flashlights. "Hmmm informative beating" DP mused to himself as he lapsed in and out of consciousness. DP is presently in the county drunk tank attempting to raise the 75.00 bail.
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