Don't you hate it when you say something and regret it later

[Para]

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her:

'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my bourbon.

... I need to think twice before I talk!

 

[eightfooticeman]

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her:

'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my bourbon.

... I need to think twice before I talk!

Looks like you got your wish! Thats to bad about the bourbon I could use some right now.

 

[ahw676]

She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my bourbon.

... I need to think twice before I talk!

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I think that you could get your wife on this forum. She could definitely hold her own.

 

[guanaco]

To Err is human, to blame it on someone else is strategic!

 

[seventhexile]

hahah para
good laugh out of that one
thx for the share

 

[hooligan]

Threw out the bourbon?!?!?!?!

 

[Para]

She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my bourbon.

... I need to think twice before I talk!

]

I think that you could get your wife on this forum. She could definitely hold her own.

... she could definitely hold her own... but that didn't really happen...

I simply changed a few bits of a joke I read...

 

[brtelec]

It is never funny to joke about throwing out your bourbon! :shock:

 

[daytona4me]

Reminds me of the Polock on his wedding night.

He was not too experienced in the sex arena but his wife had been around the block.

He stripped down and said "What am I supposed to do?"
She said.. "You idiot, you take what you play with all day and you put it where I pee!"
So..the Polock jumped up, grabbed his bowling ball and put it in the sink"

 

[eightfooticeman]

It is never funny to joke about throwing out your bourbon! :shock:

Exactly what I was thinking,If anybodys throwing bourbon away throw it this way. :idea: