haha, reminds me of another joke.
Wife is sick. Goes to the doctor. Comes home.
Husband is like, well, what do you have? Wife is like, I don't want to say and it's not good.
Husband calls doctor. Doctors says, with confidentiality agreements I cannot tell you. But I can tell you she either has Alzheimer's or AIDS. Take her out 10 miles from home and drop her off.
Husband is like WTF! How is that going to tell me what kind of sickness she has? Doctor says, if she comes back, don't screw her!