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Did your wife gain too much weight?

DeeKa

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Did your wife gain too much weight?
The easy recipe to get rid of it is let her walk 10 miles a day.
After only one week she's already 70 miles away!

:bounce:

Dee
 

R2D4

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haha, reminds me of another joke.

Wife is sick. Goes to the doctor. Comes home.

Husband is like, well, what do you have? Wife is like, I don't want to say and it's not good.

Husband calls doctor. Doctors says, with confidentiality agreements I cannot tell you. But I can tell you she either has Alzheimer's or AIDS. Take her out 10 miles from home and drop her off.

Husband is like WTF! How is that going to tell me what kind of sickness she has? Doctor says, if she comes back, don't screw her! ;)
 

frigpig

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I must be getting old cause I thought both of those were mean.......