Depression Help

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( I wish to preface this by saying, i don't find the subject a laughing matter...........
However this post, from a guy, on another ...totally unrelated forum...raised a grin for me... and I know it was in jest.)

My depression got the better of me on the weekend.



I was feeling suicidal so I called the Lifeline Suicide Hotline.




After 25 minutes I finally got through to a call centre in Pakistan.





When I told them I was feeling suicidal.....




They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

:lol:

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