The forman of a highrise construction site was teaching the greenback sign language skills seeing that they had no walkie talkies to communicate and the forman would be so far up the highrise building that the forman would need to talk to him using sign and gestures to get the message across.
"Ok now listen to me good and remember what I teach you alright?"
"Alright chief"."Now if I need nails lets say,first I`ll point to my eye signifying the word "I",secondly I will point to my knee signifying "need" and lastly I`ll point to my fingernails signifying "nails" .You got all that? Yes sir loud and clear."Well off you go then".Off went the forman up to the 20 th floor.Everything was going great but before you knew it the forman needed nails seing he ran out.He looked over the railing and spotted greenback looking up at him so the forman started to go thru the gestures he had taught greenback just a few hours before.He pointed to his eye, his knee and his fingernails greenback looks up and starts to make a gesture like he`s jerking off.The forman looks down dazed and wonders WTF is he doing that for again he gives the signal that he needs nails again the greenback looks and goes thru the motions of jerking off.Well this goes on a for quite awhile finally the forman comes rushing down to the ground level where greenback is standing.Furiously the forman yells at him,"WTF are you doing that for whenever I gave you the signal to bring me nails?"
"Well chief I was only trying to tell youi that I WAS COMING RIGHT AWAY". :roll:
"Ok now listen to me good and remember what I teach you alright?"
"Alright chief"."Now if I need nails lets say,first I`ll point to my eye signifying the word "I",secondly I will point to my knee signifying "need" and lastly I`ll point to my fingernails signifying "nails" .You got all that? Yes sir loud and clear."Well off you go then".Off went the forman up to the 20 th floor.Everything was going great but before you knew it the forman needed nails seing he ran out.He looked over the railing and spotted greenback looking up at him so the forman started to go thru the gestures he had taught greenback just a few hours before.He pointed to his eye, his knee and his fingernails greenback looks up and starts to make a gesture like he`s jerking off.The forman looks down dazed and wonders WTF is he doing that for again he gives the signal that he needs nails again the greenback looks and goes thru the motions of jerking off.Well this goes on a for quite awhile finally the forman comes rushing down to the ground level where greenback is standing.Furiously the forman yells at him,"WTF are you doing that for whenever I gave you the signal to bring me nails?"
"Well chief I was only trying to tell youi that I WAS COMING RIGHT AWAY". :roll: