I came across this list of complaints (posted by a former dealer Eddie Lee) that dealers have to field on a daily basis and thought it was worthy of reposting.
Some of you will recognise it but it's still an amusing read for both noobs like me and more experienced members alike.
I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
The case is too big----even when the case is the right size. By the case----is the size without the crown..I had 2 chargeback because not as described, the buyers include the crown guard when doing the measuring.
The dial is too flat., even it is the same jet black as original
The hologram is not perfect, even the hologram is pretty well made already.
The font is 0.05nm too thin, too short, too long?.
The noise from the automatic rotor is too loud., as loud as the 747 jet plane engines.
The crystal is too flat, too round, too dome, too this or that.
The lever is too loose, or too tight.
The bezel is too tight.
The bezel is too loose
The band is too cheap.
The bracelet is too light
The bracelet is too heavy, not like original which weighs 20 grams,,,while the rep bracelet weighs 21 gram.
The second hand is too jerky, not sweeping like original
The hour hand is not radioactive like original
The min hand is not plutonium plated like watches from Pluto.
The dial is not as luminous as my Seiko or my original 90,000usd Breguet
The case is too light , feel cheap, and not made of lead like your diving belt
The leather is like plastic, but more like my Pam Anderson inflatable love doll.
The buckle is 0.12942588341244mm too fat.
The case back is not right because the serial is written on 10 oclcok while the original is written at 6 oclock ( dude,,,u need to rotate the case back if u like,,,,,)
The hologram number is 1 letter extra.
The tracking is not working,,,,are you trying to scam me????
The bezel click sound is cheap like plastic, original is more like pitching at 64hz frequency.
How the fxxk you adjust the links on my ralex bracelet? Why screwdriver not included?
How do I get the bracelet off? This is a piece of sxxt?.!!!
FXXKER,,,, the piece is not working.,?.( handwind?dude?.u need to handwind the movt)
FXXXKER,,,,why the piece is not running ? ( 7750b1,,,,did you read my ?mad cow? procedure for 7750b1, 7753, 7750, 21j ?)
This is a disaster!!!! It has been 3 weeks,,,why no watch yet? ( u have to go to post office to get it, u were not at home that is why?..)
Where the fxxxk is the tracking??????
If you don't return my email now, I will call paypal now!
If you don't send me tracking, I will go for chargeback
If you don't replace it, I will go to forum and tell everyone.,,,,( even when the buyers have wore the item for over 3 months or longer,,,,etc,,,)
Why custom stop my package? Because it is their jobs.
Why has custom issue? Because replica is illegal
Why other sellers never have custom issues? Because they are smart, me as a seller is dumb,,,I write fake replica 100usd rolex on the declaration form.
Why I have to pay taxes? Because your govt needs taxes.
My points ?
You want to avoid these issues. Please buy the genuine one
If I or any sellers mentioned, we will get you the parts. U will get the parts. It just takes time.
You, just relax and wait for the piece to arrive. Don't keep on asking for tracking. Not all tracking are working.
You want to take your pieces to go swimming ? I will say go ahead.
( But I did not say it will survive after the swim)
Don't ask any seller why your pieces are not waterproof to 200m like original.
Be happy what you have now. You can always go outside the forum to venture out if you wish. All sellers on board have life outside the forums. Some like to party, some like to talk to chicks, some like to go drinking, some like to smoke some herbal medicine daily for "therapeutic reason", some like to get lucky on pay day. etc..same as you, as a buyer. ---we all have life beside the forums.
We don't return emails not because we did not receive your emails. We are just ignoring you, because in the last 24 hours, you have shooted over 50 mails to my account talking the same thing. We all will do our best to get you the parts, support, and service we can afford to offer. When we have tracking, we will forward you.
In short, be cool, maintain your cool, and relax.
I just received a royal treatment from a forum member. A paypal chargeback. Because it did not exceed his expectation.
Some of you will recognise it but it's still an amusing read for both noobs like me and more experienced members alike.
I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
The case is too big----even when the case is the right size. By the case----is the size without the crown..I had 2 chargeback because not as described, the buyers include the crown guard when doing the measuring.
The dial is too flat., even it is the same jet black as original
The hologram is not perfect, even the hologram is pretty well made already.
The font is 0.05nm too thin, too short, too long?.
The noise from the automatic rotor is too loud., as loud as the 747 jet plane engines.
The crystal is too flat, too round, too dome, too this or that.
The lever is too loose, or too tight.
The bezel is too tight.
The bezel is too loose
The band is too cheap.
The bracelet is too light
The bracelet is too heavy, not like original which weighs 20 grams,,,while the rep bracelet weighs 21 gram.
The second hand is too jerky, not sweeping like original
The hour hand is not radioactive like original
The min hand is not plutonium plated like watches from Pluto.
The dial is not as luminous as my Seiko or my original 90,000usd Breguet
The case is too light , feel cheap, and not made of lead like your diving belt
The leather is like plastic, but more like my Pam Anderson inflatable love doll.
The buckle is 0.12942588341244mm too fat.
The case back is not right because the serial is written on 10 oclcok while the original is written at 6 oclock ( dude,,,u need to rotate the case back if u like,,,,,)
The hologram number is 1 letter extra.
The tracking is not working,,,,are you trying to scam me????
The bezel click sound is cheap like plastic, original is more like pitching at 64hz frequency.
How the fxxk you adjust the links on my ralex bracelet? Why screwdriver not included?
How do I get the bracelet off? This is a piece of sxxt?.!!!
FXXKER,,,, the piece is not working.,?.( handwind?dude?.u need to handwind the movt)
FXXXKER,,,,why the piece is not running ? ( 7750b1,,,,did you read my ?mad cow? procedure for 7750b1, 7753, 7750, 21j ?)
This is a disaster!!!! It has been 3 weeks,,,why no watch yet? ( u have to go to post office to get it, u were not at home that is why?..)
Where the fxxxk is the tracking??????
If you don't return my email now, I will call paypal now!
If you don't send me tracking, I will go for chargeback
If you don't replace it, I will go to forum and tell everyone.,,,,( even when the buyers have wore the item for over 3 months or longer,,,,etc,,,)
Why custom stop my package? Because it is their jobs.
Why has custom issue? Because replica is illegal
Why other sellers never have custom issues? Because they are smart, me as a seller is dumb,,,I write fake replica 100usd rolex on the declaration form.
Why I have to pay taxes? Because your govt needs taxes.
My points ?
You want to avoid these issues. Please buy the genuine one
If I or any sellers mentioned, we will get you the parts. U will get the parts. It just takes time.
You, just relax and wait for the piece to arrive. Don't keep on asking for tracking. Not all tracking are working.
You want to take your pieces to go swimming ? I will say go ahead.
( But I did not say it will survive after the swim)
Don't ask any seller why your pieces are not waterproof to 200m like original.
Be happy what you have now. You can always go outside the forum to venture out if you wish. All sellers on board have life outside the forums. Some like to party, some like to talk to chicks, some like to go drinking, some like to smoke some herbal medicine daily for "therapeutic reason", some like to get lucky on pay day. etc..same as you, as a buyer. ---we all have life beside the forums.
We don't return emails not because we did not receive your emails. We are just ignoring you, because in the last 24 hours, you have shooted over 50 mails to my account talking the same thing. We all will do our best to get you the parts, support, and service we can afford to offer. When we have tracking, we will forward you.
In short, be cool, maintain your cool, and relax.
I just received a royal treatment from a forum member. A paypal chargeback. Because it did not exceed his expectation.